There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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