am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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