I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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