I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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