There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I need to sanitize my soul.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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