One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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