Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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