doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I could make wine with my vomit
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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