If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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