Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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