I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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