Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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