i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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