So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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