also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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