So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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