How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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