I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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