JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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