Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Someone signed my nipple.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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