Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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