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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm sobbing to NWA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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