You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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