I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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