I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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