...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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