Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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