My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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