When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
just tell him i said nine months
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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