My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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