well I can't set my house on fire every night
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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