Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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