Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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