walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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