she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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