either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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