we made out on top of his cat.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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