we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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