i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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