he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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