did you get engaged???
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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