he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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