i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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