She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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