I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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