He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
And then he peed in my hair
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