and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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