i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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