butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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