She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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