It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.