Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My vagina is officially offended.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.