I seem to have left my pride at pride
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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