Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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