Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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