This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
North Korea, Best Korea!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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