marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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