So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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