I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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