Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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